A Pagan Lullaby

(just for fun)

Hush little baby don’t you squall
Momma’s gonna buy you a crystal ball
And if you still can’t see beyond
Mummy’s gonna buy you a magic wand

And if that wand don’t change your fate
Momma’s gonna teach you to levitate
And if the astral makes you sick
Momma’s gonna buy you an incense stick

And if that patchouli smells too rank
She’ll buy you a sensory deprivation tank
And if that tank don’t float your bones
Momma’s gonna buy you some precious stones

And if those gems don’t ease your heart
Momma’s gonna buy you a natal chart
And if your planets go berserk
Momma’s gonna buy you some body work

And if your aura still needs kneading
Momma’s gonna buy you a past life reading
And if your destiny still lies hid
Momma’s gonna buy you a pyramid

And if your chakras still feel stressed
Momma’s gonna take you on a vision quest
And if power animals don’t come to charm ya
Sorry kid, it’s just your karma.

(nabbed from facebook, author unknown)

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About thalassa

Occasionally doting wife, damn proud momma of two adorable children, veteran of the United States Navy, semi-steampunk bohemian beach addict from middle America, Civil War reenactor and Victorian natural history aficionado, canoeing and kayaking and paddleboarding fanatic, Unitarian Universalist and pantheistic Pagan, devotee of various aquatic deities, and practitioner of bioregional witchery View all posts by thalassa

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